Top 10 Absurd Star Wars Items You Must Own

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Star Wars Tongs


With Star Wars: The Force Awakens opening in theaters this week, the hype and marketing has been big, BIG, BIG! There’s been so many new Star Wars themed items it’s hard to ignore The Force all around us. We put together some of the funniest and more unique items we’ve found that we would love to have, no matter how ridiculous or absurd!

10.) Fruit!: Yes that’s right produce featuring the images of classic and new Star Wars characters. There’s apples, grapes, oranges and more!

Froen grapes Mock up

9.) Band-AidsTop 10 Absurd Star Wars Items You Must Own: Heal your boo-boos with The Force! These bandages with galactic power come with a collectible tin to keep your band-aids safe from the Dark Side.

Star Wars Bandaids

8.) Campbell’s SoupTop 10 Absurd Star Wars Items You Must Own: Chicken and Noodle soup can now battle for the galaxy or your tummy with collectible labels from Campbell’s Soup.

starwars soup

7.) MakeupTop 10 Absurd Star Wars Items You Must Own: CoverGirl released a line of The Force Awakens make up inspired by the characters and themes of Star Wars.

Star Wars mascera

6.) Silicone Ice Cube TraysTop 10 Absurd Star Wars Items You Must Own: You can entertain your friends while representing your Star Wars nerd pride!

Star Wars ice

5.) Death Star Spatula and Light Saber TongsTop 10 Absurd Star Wars Items You Must OwnTop 10 Absurd Star Wars Items You Must Own: These are awesome, I mean  SUPER awesome! I want to have a BBQ just to use these things!

Star Wars Spatula Star Wars Tongs

4.) CerealTop 10 Absurd Star Wars Items You Must Own: Forget Lucky Charms, I want R2-D2 Marshmallows!

Star Wars Cereal

3.) Darth Vader Cookie JarTop 10 Absurd Star Wars Items You Must Own: The fear of having to battle Darth Vader for my favorite cookies, might help keep me on my diet better.

Star Wars Cookie Jar

2.) Jedi Bath RobeTop 10 Absurd Star Wars Items You Must Own: You can bring dressing up as a Jedi to a whole new level with an officially licensed bath robe made to look like Jedi robes.

Star Wars Bath robe

1.) Darth Vader Shower HeadTop 10 Absurd Star Wars Items You Must Own: If you thought the Mickey and Minnie shower heads were hilarious, meet the Darth Vader shower head! Prepare to Shower with the Dark Side!

Darth Vader Shower

I hope you’ve enjoyed our list of absurd Star Wars themed products, have you seen any other must have silly products?


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Danielle is the Merchandise Specialist at Chip and Co. Danielle was born and raised in Sunny South Florida just a short drive south of Walt Disney World. She is proud to be a nerdy mommy and Disney Store Cast Member! She is also a self-proclaimed part-time Disney Princess by day while being a stylish Disney Villain by night. Be sure to follow her Disney adventures on Instagram
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