Dear Blank, Please Blank: Disney Posts

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Dear Blank, Please Blank: Disney Posts

As a college student,  I am constantly searching for amusing websites to occupy my time when I’m procrastinating. Luckily, a friend of mine shared this website, Dear Blank, Please Blank with me. Overnight, this has become my new addiction. Forget F My Life or My Life is Average — this website has stolen my attention!

While reading through over 20 pages of submissions, I came across some Disney-themed ones. I thought they were funny, so I figured I would share some of them with you.

Dear Avatar,

Pocahontas called, she wants her story line back.

Sincerely, Disney.

Dear Disneyland,

Please tell me the news report was inaccurate – $68 admission for kids (under 10)? And $76 for the rest of us? Are you effing kidding me? Consider your status as the “happiest place on earth” revoked!

Sincerely, Someone Who Thinks You Shouldn’t Go Broke to Get Happy.

Dear Peter Pan,

Being a grown up sucks. Come and get me.

Sincerely, Wendy.

Dear Pocahontas,

No. I tried, and I definitely cannot paint with wind.

Sincerely, John Smith.

Dear Justin Bieber,

Ariel would really love her voice back.

Sincerely, King Triton.

Dear Miley Cyrus,

Please put your clothes back on.

Sincerely, Adults.

Dear Rum,

Why must you always be gone?

Sincerely, Jack Sparrow.

Dear Mickey,

Very funny. Please return my pants.

Sincerely, Donald Duck.

Dear Goofy,

I just hope you as a fellow dog are enjoying your nice little house, your designer clothing and your fancy job. Yeah, don’t worry about me, I really enjoy the dog food and living in a doghouse while you sit and watch tv and eat your steak. No I don’t want any… thanks for asking though.

Sincerely, Pluto.

Dear Sleeping Beauty,

Your morning breath is just horrible. I can’t kiss you until you’ve brushed your teeth.

Sincerely, Prince Charming.

Dear Miley Cyrus,

Everybody makes mistakes, you happened to be my biggest…

Sincerely, Nick Jonas.

Dear Pluto,

It’s okay, I’m not a planet either.

Sincerely, Mickey Mouse.

Dear Peter Pan,

You had the right idea…

Sincerely, frustrated college student.

Dear Buzz Lightyear,

For the last time, YOU ARE A TOY!

Sincerely, Woody.

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