Breakdown of Halloween Horror Night Houses at Universal Orlando

Breakdown of Halloween Horror Night Houses at Universal Orlando. Finally, the first week of September is upon us and the start of Universal Studio’s most awaited event is here. This “WEEKND” (see what I did here?) Halloween Horror Nights returns for the 2022 season.

Join us Friday, September 2nd, as we cover the opening night. We will be bringing you all the food, fun, and scares. Plus all the Houses, and let me tell you some of these we are really looking forward to. Some, not so much! Bugs, why does it have to be bugs this year?

Let’s take a look at some of this year’s Horror Night Houses and grade them on how excited we are to go through these frightful haunts. We are on the out of /10 scale

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Related: All-New Terror Tram coming to Halloween Horror Nights at Universal Studios Hollywood

Halloween Horror Night Houses

The Weeknd: After Hours Nightmare

Prepare to enter the macabre mind of The Weeknd in this haunted house as he stalks your squad through the surreal nightmare of his After Hours music. A slasher carving a smile at an otherworldly rave. Bandaged maniacs performing extreme plastic surgery. A grotesque mannequin masquerade. His nightmare is now yours.

10/10 – Leave it to the Weeknd to make us as excited as we ever have been for a scare.

Halloween

Gather your friends and visit Haddonfield, Illinois, where Michael Myers is about to don his mask and embark on his first brutal spree. Silent. Merciless. Relentless. He’s the embodiment of pure evil. You don’t want to go alone as you go back to where it all began. This year, step into the original 1978 horror classic, Halloween.

8/10 – Michael Myers and the original 1978 version brings us back to our younger teen years and wanting to be frightened on Halloween

The Horrors of Blumhouse

Step inside a new double-feature of Blumhouse horror. Your scream squad will find yourselves trapped between a frantic teen and the ruthless serial killer she’s swapped bodies within Freaky. Then, you’ll try to make a desperate escape from the dark basement of The Grabber before you become his latest victim in the terrifying The Black Phone.

9/10 – Scaring us in the theaters since 2007 with The Purge, we have high hopes for Blumhouse, and will be bringing a change of underwear.

Universal Monsters: Legends Collide

If you thought one Universal Monster was scary, how about three? Better summon your scream squad, ‘cause you’re about to get caught in the middle of an epic battle between The Wolf Man, Dracula, and The Mummy, together for the first time ever. Their mission: To find the amulet that will break their curse. And they’ll destroy anyone who gets in their way.

7/10 – Apparently we are only getting half of the full story here, sharing the other half with Universal Hollywood. Still, this is going to be a fun one.

Halloween Horror Night Houses

These Bugs Are Out to Exterminate YOU!

Bugs: Eaten Alive

While touring a 1950s home of the future, you’ll be surrounded by the slime of bugs everywhere as hordes of many-legged terrors descend upon you and your scream squad. You’ll be dropping like flies.

NOPE! not even rating this one! Not doing it, in fact, this wins the scariest house ever. Move Along.

They’re Bewitchingly Terrifying.

Spirits of the Coven

A coven of beautiful flapper witches will lure you into their 1920s speakeasy, reveal their haggish true form and turn your scream squad into a witch’s brew. They’ll be cackling; you’ll be screaming.

6/10 – This sounds like a blast. Intrigued by the look, could become a classic.

Listen to Your Abuela and Beware the Chupacabras

Fiesta de Chupacabras

Visit a Latin American village where the legend of the creature Chupacabras is celebrated with a colorful fiesta. And the streets are lined with the crimson blood of tourists like you and your amigos.

7/10 – Outside Village sounds amazing. I feel like the ending will make or break this one.

As These Monsters Escape Their Prison, There’s No Escape for You

Hellblock Horror

Enter a prison whose savage inmates are monstrous creatures. If they break free from their cells, it’s a death sentence for everyone.

6/10 – We are prepared to be jump scared a lot during this!

Halloween Horror Night Houses

You’re Dead in the Water

Dead Man’s Pier: Winter’s Wake

In a New England fishing village, undead fishermen emerge from the waves to seek their revenge. You and your scream squad may have escaped their hooks in the scare zone. Now they’ll reel you in and drag you under.

5/10 – Please don’t get me wet! I don’t want to walk around the rest of the night wet.

Deeper. Darker. Deadlier.

Descendants of Destruction

Careful not to leave any of your scream squad behind as you descend the subway tunnels of a deserted New York. Lurking in the dark are hungry mutants looking to feast on the last remnants of humanity.

6/10 – Subway wasteland in NYC? I swear we see that daily when we travel that way on our visits.

Halloween Horror Night Houses