Happily Ever After. Every Disney movie seems to end that way, but especially if it’s a Princess movie! Of course, we don’t live in that kind of a world, do we?
Celebrities are constantly being maligned. Their lives are reported on and distorted beyond recognition. Sometimes it’s unbelievable the headlines we see!
So I wondered:
What kind of headlines would the Disney Princesses make in today’s tabloids?
Well, let’s have a look…
Snow White
Teenage Girl Arrested for Polygamy With Seven Men
Aurora
Parents of Comatose Girl Decide to Remove Life Support
Cinderella
Lonely Woman’s Strange Hobby: Sewing Clothes for Mice
Ariel
Girl Found on Beach Half-naked, Fined, Defendant Speechless
Jasmine
Royalty Involved in Peasant Scandal, Loses Crown
Belle
Woman Turns Down He-man, Marries Man-Beast
Pocahontas
Young Lady Committed, Claims Tree is Grandmother, Talks to Raccoon
Mulan
Girl Charged With Tom-Peepery, Found in Men’s Bathing Pool
Tiana
Family Disowns Daughter for Alternative Lifestyle After Kissing Frog
Rapunzel
Girl Arrested After Striking Man With Frying Pan, Claims Self-Defense
So I guess it’s for the best that these stories take place far, far away in a time long, long ago, and not in our modern world!
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