In shocking news today Walt Disney World located in Lake Buena Vista Florida has defected from the United States to form its own country. No longer apart of the 50 United States Walt Disney World has branched off to form
“WaltDisneyWorldParkLand” or WDWPL for short.
Walt Disney World Resort covers 39-square-mile, and hosts world-class entertainment and recreation center featuring four theme parks (Magic Kingdom, Epcot, Disney’s Hollywood Studios and Disney’s Animal Kingdom); two water adventure parks (Blizzard Beach and Typhoon Lagoon); 34 resort hotels (24 owned and operated by Walt Disney World, includes seven Disney Vacation Club resort properties); 81 holes of golf on five courses; two full-service spas; Disney’s Wedding Pavilion; ESPN Wide World of Sports Complex; and Downtown Disney.
Walt Disney World used to be located 20 miles southwest of Orlando, but is now hovering over that location fully intact, operational and accepting guest to their new country. Providing it is your unbirthday.
With over 62,000 Cast Members and a surge of tourists to their country in the millions WaltDisneyWorldParkLand will dwarf the population of many international countries, sorry Canada.
No word yet on what President Obama thinks of this breaking news. But Chip and Company was able to talk to a local farmer Christina Wood who lives near Walt DisneyWorldParkLand and she had this to say:
“I’m glad they’re gone. They made a lot of noise and scared my chickens.”
Dictator for life Tom Staggs was unavailable for comment but we were able to speak with an anonymous resident by the name of Anonymouse of Walt DisneyWorldParkLand and they are were able to provide us with this quote.
“Adventure is out there….. unless of course your stuck inside then its not really out there but more of outside and to the left”.
We will be bringing you more news from Walt DisneyWorldParkLand as we receive it. In the mean time we want to know what you think about this breaking news.
Do you like it? Would you be interested in having this hovering country visit your local city or state? or is this just plain nonsense and the work of someone who has a very wild imagination and runs a Disney Website?
Leave your comment below.
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